scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

SO…I NEEDED A NEW CAR

topistopineverything:

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The salesman seemed really nice.

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He was super enthusiastic to show me the car!

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He really seemed to listen to what my automotive needs were.

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He patiently answered all my questions.

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In the end, he put together a REALLY attractive package for me. I really felt lucky to have such an honest salesman! Of course…

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Something didn’t seem right once I got the car home. I wonder why?

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